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Friday, February 23rd, 2018

 

I seen my specialist
He says I can go scuba diving
It’ll be alright
Long as I don’t have a seizure

Thursday, February 22nd, 2018

 

Having offset monthly incomings against monthly outgoings
We find that we don’t know if we are coming or going

Wednesday, February 21st, 2018

 

When I wrote “The Wedding”
it was under an assumed name
and in another place (for legal reasons)

Tuesday, February 20th, 2018

 

If it were not for your hair
I mean care
I would not be near
I mean here (Pleasures of Place)

Monday, February 19th, 2018

 

Thank you for helping to keep this noticeboard free of linguistic filth
The things people come up with! I did not know they could be so creative

Sunday, February 18th, 2018

 

I have been working all my life and now
having reached the age of 22
am in need of a rest

Saturday, February 17th, 2018

 

We declined the contract
for their words did not match up to its content
and we were abstracted by it all

Friday, February 16th, 2018

 

I went to a poetry reading
but forgot to wear my hearing aid

Thursday, February 15th, 2018

 

If you go and sit somewhere else
your lap will be out of harm’s way –
The sun is so bright on me now

Wednesday, February 14th, 2018

 

I am still being charged for delivery but the deliveries stopped ages ago and these days I have to go get everything for myself