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Monday, September 9th, 2019


A picture of a pretty meadow –
The sandwich-maker appears but is “out of place”
But of its time

Sunday, September 8th, 2019


Everything had been on a professional level until the day I gave him a hammer as a birthday present.

Saturday, September 7th, 2019


Oh Carol!
You have me over a barrel
But I really don’t mind.

Friday, September 6th, 2019


Please note that The Cynics Club is now officially “no more”.
We couldn’t be bothered.

Thursday, September 5th, 2019


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Wednesday, September 4th, 2019


I am getting all mixed up
That’s what happens when you take complex pills
(I asked for simple)

Tuesday, September 3rd, 2019


Oh Kathleen!
You have been seen
In between –
(oh no, hang on, it wasn’t you . . .)

Monday, September 2nd, 2019


Well, having not lived here for a very long time indeed
I cannot be expected to enjoy or understand all that happens around me

Sunday, September 1st, 2019


So you sit in the sun and flop about
I know what I want from Life

Saturday, August 31st, 2019


All your limbs have their attractions
Especially those exposed to the flames