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Archive for March, 2014

Monday, March 31st, 2014

 

I am smarter than a blanket cropper
I am smarter than a tofu separator
I am smarter than a nun demander
I am smarter than a grape shaper

Sunday, March 30th, 2014

 

I am smarter than a zealotry creamer
I am smarter than an alphabet keeper
I am smarter than an underwear overlooker
I am smarter than a finger counter

Saturday, March 29th, 2014

 

Have you noticed how Mini-Bites are smaller than they used to be? And there’s less chocolate on them too. As I wander around the village this is on my mind to the exclusion of all else.

Friday, March 28th, 2014

 

ON THE TURNTABLE THIS WEEK

Lose No Time by The Timekeepers
813-427-690 by Number & Number
Great Drum Solos Vol. IX (Various Artists)
My Baby’s Gone by Julie Y feat. Grumble Boy

Thursday, March 27th, 2014

 

As if refreshment will solve all ills replace all eyes
Invigorate the dulled senses and animal nature

Wednesday, March 26th, 2014

 

Jaded palette
Call water down upon yourself God of the Rains

Tuesday, March 25th, 2014

 

I’ve not been on speaking terms with
Improbable Man
since the incident of the lap dancing vicar
but this morning
he called me very unexpectedly
to say my girlfriend
has a new boyfriend.

Monday, March 24th, 2014

 

The Mask
has taken a part-time job at
The Cosmetics Factory.
He says he needs to use his skills
every day
or he might “lose his touch”.

Sunday, March 23rd, 2014

 

Captain Future was here yesterday
and told me
he can’t make it tomorrow.
He has stuff.

Saturday, March 22nd, 2014

 

The intelligent yet stupid elephant was distractedly eating a sandwich. There was a lot on his mind. Little Miss Lunchtime had stood him up again.

Tonight there would be extensive notes to go into his journal.

He marvelled at how the tree cast its shadow, and how the shadow was restless.