Archive for April, 2014

Thursday, April 10th, 2014

 

Dear Bella,

How you do hop about! I have always been an admirer of tranquility. I account for it by a general lack of energy and enthusiasm for life.

Wednesday, April 9th, 2014

 

I don’t think Elegance is the chief reason
for our existence in this marsh. But it’s high
on the list, closely followed by Grace
and her sister, Finely Turned-out Charity.

Tuesday, April 8th, 2014

 

My bedroom is decorated with happy posters
but I am unable to account for my misfortunes

Monday, April 7th, 2014

 

Dear Consuela,

Since your return I am a stranger to myself. I look at my reflection on the bottom of my tin of tobacco and see not the Prince I was expecting but an old man who looks like he might be a gardener from a far away estate.

Sunday, April 6th, 2014

 

Dear Pandora,

Since your return everything is different. My skin, for instance. I don’t think it has ever been so velvety.

Saturday, April 5th, 2014

 

I am smarter than a yawp muffler
I am smarter than a longevity shortener
I am smarter than a man compressor

Friday, April 4th, 2014

 

I am smarter than a window licker
I am smarter than a king slipper
I am smarter than a verisimiltude darkener

Thursday, April 3rd, 2014

 

I am smarter than an injection thrower
I am smarter than a xylophone deconstructor
I am smarter than a rebel juicer
I am smarter than a jape accountant

Wednesday, April 2nd, 2014

 

I am smarter than an evensong measurer
I am smarter than a quantity clogger
I am smarter than a sandwich praiser
I am smarter than a hillock assessor

Tuesday, April 1st, 2014

 

I am smarter than a conker farmer
I am smarter than an octagon nullifier
I am smarter than a damp course grader
I am smarter than a plum reviver