Archive for December, 2016

Saturday, December 31st, 2016


Goodbye. We’ll not be sorry to see you gone.

Friday, December 30th, 2016


With all my heart do I feel nothing
but dismay for the way things have gone.
If it were not for your fire
I would have died of the cold long ago.

Thursday, December 29th, 2016


Eliza drew a name from the hat
but it wasn’t just any name.
It was a name that was already known.

Wednesday, December 28th, 2016


You think that what you do doesn’t matter but what you do always matters.

Tuesday, December 27th, 2016


The bloke who threw his screen door off his balcony
tried to change the subject – but it was too late.

Monday, December 26th, 2016


Hello. I’m sure you’re going to win again
(the return of The Brain) –

Sunday, December 25th, 2016


Don’t be ridiculous. It was as if Destiny was shoving me aside
and assuming the role of Tour Guide. This is ridiculous.

Saturday, December 24th, 2016


I bought this saloon because I need to drink and drink
a lot if I’m ever going to look another face in the face.

Friday, December 23rd, 2016


To the Inca
gold was the sweat of the sun
and silver the tears of the moon.

Thursday, December 22nd, 2016


Please have all my speeches broken down into their component parts and if you re-write them ensure that each ends with a song from a meadow awash with birds.