Archive for March, 2018

Saturday, March 31st, 2018


A branch of my family tree
snapped off in the wind.

Friday, March 30th, 2018


It was heavy water. I mean rain.
It was a meteor. Or someone threw a rock as I was driving by.

Thursday, March 29th, 2018


Special trousers are the order of the day when a lorry pulls up to discharge its duty. What you really need is either more dexterous fingers or a pair of pliers.

Wednesday, March 28th, 2018


And a feather could be enough to tip you over a happy edge.

Tuesday, March 27th, 2018


It’s the same feeling you had when they explained the difference between smoke and steam. You didn’t
care. And when they explained the difference between modesty and honesty.

Monday, March 26th, 2018


hear news/talk (friends) get to know each other/ acquaintances (not many)
resign/dismiss yesterday / today how / in what way

Sunday, March 25th, 2018


April south wind / yellow barley
date blossom not yet fallen
green hills (good life) / morning leave / still see at sunset
horse neigh / go a journey / think of home

Saturday, March 24th, 2018


Another trick I sometimes pull is to bang on a bright light and say I’ve seen the truth; in this case the fact is
every W.H. Smith has a DHL Service Point.

Friday, March 23rd, 2018


Can’t work out
Whether or not to start
The 6-day workout…..

Thursday, March 22nd, 2018


Shipley wanted to go to Argos
But he said he wanted to go to John Lewis first
And look at the shop assistants
Who were tastier than the ones in Argos
I rebuked him for his Neolithic sensibility
He rebuked me for having no sense of the beauty that’s in the world