REASONS TO WAKE UP #1
(I’m thinking. Give me a minute)
BEST BITS OF 2018
4 – 17. Shepherd’s Pie
+ some other stuff (I can’t think)
THE 6 BEST FILMS OF 2018
That one with, oh, you know, what’s his name in it. You know. And her from, you know…
+ 5 others
THE 50 BEST RECORDS OF EVER
Tunes To Tumble To by The Terrible Tumblers
+ 49 other ones
And on – thank God for this woollen helmet that keeps out all exterior interference
1 vacuum cleaner = 2 housekeepers
2 housekeepers = heaven on earth
(this needs more thought)
The tyrannosaurus has escaped.
Nobody is answering the phone.
100 goats = 100 jumpers.
Brown paper wrapping.
underlining the lack of their independent capability
European dancing girls were fuming at the manner of the decision