Dear Mr. Feld,
Thank you for your demonstration of what academics call The Protean Method. I have learned a lot from your example, most of which has proven to be unusable and all of which has left me feeling desolate. After much careful consideration I have come to the conclusion that I am not you, and never have been and never will be.
Yours in the shape of an Inca love,
“The Frowning One”