There should have been the devil to pay (our misdemeanours are legion) if we could only have found him. Bethany searched in every nook and cranny and Toby searched in and out his lady’s chamber and I went through all my pockets, but there was no sign, no sign of any devil.

But the stuff we found! Bethany had not known she came from a long line of exotic dancers, but the photographs seemed to prove this was the case. And Toby was at last able to explain his strange desires. And yours truly? I was simply over the moon to find the ticket for my dry cleaning: I thought I’d seen the last of my cloak of invisibility.

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