from Flirts in Skirts
Scene: the bottom of a man’s cage.
Bud: I just found a bunch of girl’s under-things in the laundry I was going to do. Where did they come from?
Jed: Here and there.
Bud: I’ll wash them separately on a delicates cycle.
Jed: You’re a peach.
Bud: It looked like they did not all belong to the same girl. Some were petite while others were on the large side, to put it mildly.
Jed: You’re right, Sherlock. I’m a great fan of Little and Large. And I am happy to say I’m not picky, either. My lady friends come in all shapes and sizes.
Bud: Lady friends in all shapes and sizes are the invention of Satan. He invented them when he wanted to find out if there was a line men would not cross, and when he found out there was no such line he was so pleased he left them to reproduce ad infinitum.
Jed: You didn’t happen to see a latex man pouch in amongst those things did you? I seem to have misplaced mine.
Bud: You are Baboonaman.