I received a note from Chloë yesterday, reminding me that Christmas was come (and would soon be gone) and she had not yet received my gift. Apparently she’s under the impression I’d promised to give her a golden hamster, the fulfillment of a girlhood dream. I have no idea what she’s talking about. Indeed, I don’t know who this Chloë person is. I can only assume the note was delivered to the wrong address.