LETTERS TO THE EDITOR

Sir,

I refer to the letter you published yesterday from Ms. Parasol (Headmistress). During the course of my long and, dare I say it, illustrious career, I have read a lot of poems and met a lot of poets and several of them (poems and poets both) were a delight, but I would go a step or two further than Ms. Parasol and assert that most of today’s so-called “bards” belong in a very deep pit where they can masturbate each other to death for all I care. I would not miss them or their “verse”.

Yours,
Bartholomew Corset (Manager)

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