LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
I wish to take issue with your correspondents Ms. Parasol and Mr. Corset. Poetry is fab. It is imperative in the modern era of fake truth and populist populism that language is interrogated and dismantled in order that it can be reassembled to establish a radical new order of discourse which may subsequently engender a wide variety of symposia within an academic framework. Also, if you wish to slum it, there are “slams”, which are a hoot, and places where you can meet people of other genders.
I am taking this opportunity to send you a selection of my recent poems, and you are very welcome to publish them.
V. W. Campervan
p.s. There is nothing inherently wrong with masturbation, mutual or otherwise. It has not done me any harm.