LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
I am led to believe that you are acquainted with the Poet Lariat. If I were to invite you to tea, could you bring him along with you? It would have to be before next Friday, because on that day some men are coming to lay the paving slabs for our new patio, and after that I shall have nowhere to dig unless I sacrifice some vegetables, which would be a step too far.
We look forward to hearing from you.
Q. & A. O’Tool-Linnet (Mr. & Mrs.)