LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
I have recently been left a spectacularly huge amount of money by an aged (and now dead) uncle, and wish to use some of it to support a needy poet. I have always been an admirer of verse, and am aware that most poets are quite poor – understandably, for the most part. I wonder if you might recommend one or two “candidates” for whom an annual stipend of some several thousands of pounds would mean the prevention of starvation and penury?
Trixie McManamanamanamanaman etc. (Miss)