BIPPETY AND BOPPETY HAVE A CHAT ON THE BUS
— I have signed up for basketry classes.
— One or two questions spring to mind.
— Do they involve sexual matters?
— If only . . .
— I shall be using willow.
— Is that all you have to say?
— I was thinking of mentioning weeping, but I thought better of it.
— I would say more, but this is my stop.
— Oh yes, the clinic.